Friday, 28 November 2008

Turner Eruption of Vesuvius

Turner Eruption of VesuviusTurner Campo Santo VeniceTurner View over Town at Suset a Cemetery in the ForegroundTurner View from the Terrace of a Villa at Niton, Isle of Wight from sketches by a lady
joints. Old Rory Brandybuck, in return for much hospitality, got a dozen bottles of Old Winyards: a strong red wine from the Southfarthing, and now quite mature, as it had been laid down by Bilbo’s father. Rory quite handcarts.In the middle of the commotion the Sackville-Bagginses arrived. Frodo had retired for a while and left his friend Merry Brandybuck to keep an eye on things. When Otho loudly demanded to see Frodo, Merry bowed politely.‘He is indisposed,’ he said. ‘He is resting.’‘Hiding, you mean,’ said Lobelia. ‘Anyway we want to see him and we mean to see him. Just go and tell him so!’forgave Bilbo, and voted him a capital fellow after the first bottle.There was plenty of everything left for Frodo. And, of course, all the chief treasures, as well as the books, pictures, and more than enough furniture, were left in his possession. There was, however, no sign nor mention of money or jewellery: not a penny-piece or a glass bead was given away.Frodo had a very trying time that afternoon. A false rumour that the whole household was being distributed free spread like wildfire; and before long the place was packed with people who had no there, but could not be kept out. Labels got torn off and mixed, and quarrels broke out. Some people tried to do swaps and deals in the hall; and others tried to make off with minor items not addressed to them, or with anything that seemed unwanted or unwatched. The road to the gate was blocked with barrows and

Thursday, 27 November 2008

Van Gogh Two Peasant Women in the Peat Fields

Van Gogh Two Peasant Women in the Peat FieldsVan Gogh Two Cypresses Saint-RemyVan Gogh The White House at Night La maison blanche au nuitVan Gogh The Starry Night Saint-Rémy
Harry held up the Elder Wand, and Ron and Hermione looked at it with a reverence that, even in his befuddled and sleep-deprived state, Harry did not like to see.But Harry had eyes only for the man who stood in the largest portrait directly behind the headmaster's chair. Tears were sliding down from behind the half-moon spectacles into the long silver beard, and the pride and the gratitude emanating from him filled Harry wit h the same balm as phoenix song.


"I don't want it." said Harry.

"What?" said Ron loudly. "Are you mental?"
"Can we go up?" he asked the gargoyle.

"Feel free," groaned the statue.

"I know it's powerful," said Harry wearily. "But I was happier with mine. So . . ."

Gauguin Still Life with Chinese Peonies and Mandolin

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"Accident, was it, when my mother died to save me?" asked Harry. They were still moving sideways, both of them, in that perfect circle, maintaining the same distance from each other, and for Harry no face existed but Voldemort's. "Accident, when I decided to fight in that graveyard? Accident, that I didn't defend myself tonight, and still survived, and returned to fight again?"
them for you!"    "You won't be killing anyone else tonight," said Harry as they circled, and stared into each other's eyes, green into red. "You won't be able
   "Accidents!" screamed Voldemort, but still he did not strike, and the watching crowd was frozen as if Petrified, and of the hundreds in the Hall, nobody seemed to breathe but they two. "Accident and chance and the fact that you crouched and sniveled behind the skirts of greater men and women, and permitted me to kill

Gutmann The Breakfast Room

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curse that strengthens over time."

   Dumbledore smiled. The news that he had less than a year to live seemed a matter of little or no concern to him.
Snape looked utterly perplexed. Dumbledore smiled.    "I refer to the plan Lord Voldemort is revolving around me. His plan to have the poor Malfoy boy murder me."    Snape sat down in the chair Harry had so often occupied, across
"I am fortunate, extremely fortunate, that I have you, Severus."

   "If you had only summoned me a little earlier, I might have been able to do more, buy you more time!" said Snape furiously. He looked down at the broken ring and the sword. "Did you think that breaking the ring would break the curse?"

   "Something like that…I was delirious, no doubt…" said Dumbledore. With an effort he straightened himself in his chair. "Well, really, this makes matters much more straightforward."

Wednesday, 26 November 2008

Frieseke the birdcage

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I'm supposed to find, and it could be the diadem--- if I could just speak to Professor Flitwick---"

   There was a sound of movement, of clinking glass. Amycus was coming round. Before Harry or Luna could act, Professor McGonagall rose to her feet, pointed her wand at the groggy Death Eater, and said, "Imperio."
   "Potter," said Professor McGonagall, turning to face him again with superb indifference to the Carrows' predicament. "if He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named does indeed know that you are here---"    As she said it, a wrath that was like physical pain blazed through Harry, setting his scar on fire, and for a second he looked down upon a basin
   Amycus got up, walked over to his sister, picked up her wand, then shuffled obediently to Professor McGonagall and handed it over along with his own. Then he lay down on the floor beside Alecto. Professor McGonagall waved her wand again, and a length of shimmering silver rope appeared out of thin air and snaked around the Carrows, binding them tightly together.

Monday, 24 November 2008

Lippi Virgin with Chilrden

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Just going to make it up as we go along, are we? My favorite kind," said Fred.

   "You've got to stop this!" Harry told Neville. "What did you call them all back for? This is insane – "

   "We're fighting, aren't we?" said Dean, taking out his fake Galleon. "The message said Harry was back, and we were going to fight! I'll have to get a wand, though –"

"You haven't got a wand--?" began Seamus.

Ron turned suddenly to Harry.
   Harry looked from Ron to Hermione, who murmured, "I think Ron's right. We don't even know what we're looking for, we need them." And when Harry looked unconvinced, "You don't have to do everything alone, Harry."    Harry thought fast, his scar still prickling, his head threatening to split again. Dumbledore had warned him against telling anyone but Ron and
"Why can't they help?"

"What?"

   "They can help." He dropped his voice and said, so that none of them could hear but Hermione, who stood between them, "We don't know where it is. We've got to find it fast. We don't have to tell them it's a Horcrux."

hassam Boston Common at Twilight

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We're not sure why they decided to cancer-proof mice first, but we suspect it's to make up for the generally crappy things scientists do to mice: sticking them in mazes all the time, cutting them open to see what's inside and trying pretty aggressively to give them cancer. The "Par-4" gene responsible is passed on by mice to their offspring and has also been found to extend their lives. At this point we'd like to point out that attempts to similarly improve humans are strictly banned.
Maybe it's because, from the beginning, the scientists behind this test were only interested in helping mice avoid cancer, or maybe it's because the people in charge are pussies and apparently think a good solid dose of cancer is character-building.#2.Radioactive Scorpion Venom
If you didn't expect the cure to one of mankind's greatest ills to come from the Israeli Desert Scorpion (also known as the "Deathstalker") raise your hand. If you did, shut up you lying prick. A group of scientists who, evidently, graduated from the Marvel decided that radioactive scorpion

Sunday, 23 November 2008

Swatland Pond at Riversville Road

Swatland Pond at Riversville RoadSwatland Oil on canvasSwatland Nets and PailsSwatland Morning Walk
Rolf Reber, together with mathematician Morten Brun and psychologist Karoline Mitterndorfer, all from the University of Bergen, Norway, have reported first empirical evidence for the use of beauty as truth and they have provided an explanation for this phenomenon, based on the processing fluency theory of beauty.
Mathematicians and scientists reportedly used beauty as a cue for truth in mathematical judgment. French mathematician Jacques Hadamard, for example, wrote in 1954 in his famous book, “The Psychology of Invention in the Mathematical Field," that a sense of beauty seems to be almost the only useful “drive” for discovery in mathematics. However, evidence has been anecdotal, and the nature of the beauty-truth remained a mystery.
In 2004, Rolf Reber (University of Bergen), Norbert Schwarz (University of Michigan), and Piotr Winkielman (University of California at San Diego) suggested – based on evidence they reviewed – that the common

Friday, 21 November 2008

Godward Godward By the Wayside

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Had the old fool imagined that marble or death would protect the wand? Had he thought that the Dark Lord would be scared to violate his tomb? The spiderlike hand swooped and pulled the wand from Dumbledore's grasp, and as he took it, a shower of sparks flew from its tip, sparkling over the corpse of its last owner, ready to serve a new master at last.   "And Grindelwald used the Elder Wand to become powerful. And at the height of his power, when Dumbledore knew he was the only one who could stop him, he dueled Grindelwald and beat him, and he took the Elder Wand."

"Dumbledore had the Elder Wand?" said Ron. "But then – where is it now?"

"At Hogwarts," said Harry, fighting    "No," said Ollivander. "Whether it needs to pass by murder, I do not know. Its history is bloody, but that may be simply due to the fact that it is such a desirable object, and arouses such passions in wizards. Immensely powerful, dangerous in the wrong hands, and an object of incredible fascination to all of us who study

Hooch A Mother and Child with Its Head in Her Lap

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You know what, Greyback," said Scabior. "I think there is a Dudley in there."

Harry could barely breathe: Could luck, sheer luck, get them safely out of this?
   A dark figure came bustling toward them, and Harry saw a glint of silver to the light of their wands. They had found Gryffindor's sword.    "Ve-e-ery nice," said Greyback appreciatively, taking it from his companion. "Oh, very nice indeed. Looks goblin-made, that. Where
   "Well, well." said Greyback, and Harry could hear the tiniest note of trepidation in that callous voice, and knew that Greyback was wondering whether he had just indeed just attacked and bound the son of a Ministry Official. Harry's heart was pounding against the ropes around his ribs; he would not have been surprised to know that Greyback could see it. "If you're telling the truth, ugly, you've got nothing to fear from a trip to the Ministry. I expect your father'll reward us just for picking you up."

"But," said Harry, his mouth bone dry, "if you just let us -"

"Hey!" came a shout from inside the tent. "Look at this. Greyback!"

Church Scene on the Catskill Creek, New York

Church Scene on the Catskill Creek, New YorkChurch Landscape in the AdirondacksAngelico Madonna with the Child and AngelsChurch New England Landscape
But Ron stopped talking, and Harry knew why. The Sneakoscope on the table had lit up and begun to spin; they could hear voices coming nearer and nearer: rough, excited voices. Ron pulled the Deluminator out of his pocket and clicked it: Their lamps went out.

   "Come out of there with your hands up!" came a rasping voice through the darkness. "We know you're in there! You've got half a dozen wands pointing at you and we don't care whoradio's dial twirled and the lights behind the tuning panel went out. Harry, Ron, and Hermione were still beaming. Hearing familiar, friendly voices was an extraordinary tonic; Harry had become so used to their isolation he had nearly forgotten that other people were resisting Voldemort. It was like waking from a long we curse!"

Wednesday, 19 November 2008

Fragonard Young Woman Playing with a Dog

Fragonard Young Woman Playing with a DogFragonard Le petit parcFragonard The Musical ContestFragonard The Fountain of Love
I wasn't at the Burrow!" said Ron with an incredulous laugh. "Do you think I was going to go back there and tell them all I'd walked out on you? Yeah, Fred and George would've been great about it. And Ginny, she'd have been really understanding."

"But where have you been, then?" asked Hermione, surprised.

   "Bill and Fleur's new place. Shell cottage. Bill's always been decent to me. He – he wasn't impressed when he heard what I'd done, but he didn't go on about it. He knew I was really sorry. None of the rest of the family know I was there. Bill told Mum he and Fleur weren't going after they were married. I don't think Fleur minded. You know how much she hates Celestina Warbeck."

Ron turned his back on the Burrow.

"Let's try up here," he said, leading the way over the top of the hill.

Li-Leger Dancing in the Wind

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the room and was extinguished; Then a powerful blow from the tail to his midriff knocked the breath out of him: He fell backward onto the dressing table, into the mound of filthy clothing --
"No!" he gasped, pinned to the floor. "Yes," whispered the voice. "Yesss... hold you ... hold you ..." "Accio ... Accio Wand ..."
He rolled sideways, narrowly avoiding the snake's tail, which thrashed down upon the table where he had been a second earlier. Fragments of the glass surface rained upon him as he hit the floor. From below he heard Hermione call, "Harry?"

He could not get enough breath into his lungs to call back: Then a heavy smooth mass smashed him to the floor and he felt it slide over him, powerful, muscular --

Li-Leger Tapestry_ Iris Nine Patch I (i)

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knew instinctively that she would not. At last she came to a halt a few yards from them and simply stood there in the middle of the frozen road, facing them.
him at all. Nevertheless, Harry had the strangest feeling that she knew that they were there, and also who they were. Just as he had reached this uneasy conclusion, she raised a gloved hand and beckoned. Hermione moved closer to him under the Cloak, her arm pressed against his. "How does she know?"
He did not need Hermione's pinch to his arm. There was next to no chance that this woman was a Muggle: She was standing there gazing at a house that ought to have been completely invisible to her, if she was not a witch. Even assuming that she was a witch, however, it was odd behavior to come out on a night this cold, simply to look at an old ruin. By all the rules of normal magic, meanwhile, she ought not to be able to see Hermione and

Tuesday, 18 November 2008

Rivera El Vendador de Alcatraces (The Vendor of Alcatraces)

Rivera El Vendador de Alcatraces (The Vendor of Alcatraces)Rivera Disembarkation of the Spanish at Vera Cruz (with Portrait of Cortez as a Hunchback)Rivera Diego & FridaRivera Corn Festival, (La Fiesta del Maiz)
find something, probably another founder's object, to make into another Horcrux?"

"Yeah," said Harry.

   "But he didn't get the job, did he?" said Hermione. "So he never got the chance to find a founder's object there and hide it in the school!"
"We could try digging in to foundations?" Hermione suggested halfheartedly.    "He wouldn't have hidden a Horcrux here," Harry said. He had known
"Okay, then," said Harry, defeated. "Forget Hogwarts."

   Without any other leads, they traveled into London and, hidden beneath the Invisibility Cloak, search for the orphanage in which Voldemort had been raised. Hermione stole into a library and discovered from their records that the place had been demolished many years before. They visited its site and found a tower block of offices.

Edgar Degas Ballet Rehearsal painting

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looking horrified.

   "Umbridge had stuck it to her office door, to spy on people. I couldn't leave it there . . . but that's how they knew there were intruders."

   Before Hermione could answer, Ron groaned and opened his eyes. He was still gray and his face glistened with sweat.

"How d'you feel?" Hermione whispered.
   "But then, where's he? Hang on. . . . You don't mean he's at Grimmauld Place? He can't get in there?"

Her eyes sparkled with unshed tears as she nodded.

   "Harry, I think he can. I – I forced him to let go with a Revulsion Jinx, but I'd already taken him inside the Fidelius Charm's protection. Since Dumbledore died, we're Secret

Sunday, 16 November 2008

Vincent van Gogh Olive grove painting

Vincent van Gogh Olive grove paintingThomas Kinkade Victorian Christmas paintingEdward Hopper Room in New York painting
bag, "but I still think a whole pile of unconscious bodies would have drawn more attention. Keen on his job, though, isn't he? Chuck us the hair and the potion, then."

   Within two minutes, Ron stood before them, as small and ferrety as the sick wizard, and wearing the navy blue robes that had been folded in his bag.
   He had to wait ten minutes, but it seemed much longer to Harry, skulking alone in the sick-splattered alleyway beside the door concealing the Stunned Mafalda. Finally Ron and Hermione reappeared.
   "Weird he wasn't wearing them today, wasn't it, seeing how much he wanted to go? Anyway, I'm Reg Cattermole, according to the label in the back."

   "Now wait here," Hermione told Harry, who was still under the Invisibility Cloak, "and we'll be back with some hairs for you."

Unknown Artist David Winston Solitude painting

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state – I think you ought to go to St. Mungo's and get them to sort you out."

   The wizard had collapsed, heaving, onto all fours, still trying to crawl toward the main street.
   "Urgh," said Hermione, holding up the skirt of her robe to avoid the puddles of sick. "It would have made much less mess to Stun him too."    "Yeah," said Ron, emerging from under the cloak holding
"You simply can't go to work like this!" cried Hermione.

   At last he seemed to accept the truth of her words. Using a reposed Hermione to claw his way back into a standing position, he turned on the spot and vanished, leaving nothing behind but the bag Ron had snatched from his hand as he went and some flying chunks of vomit.

Leonardo da Vinci Madonna with the Yarnwinder painting

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‘em –"

   "It's not about the goblets either, although you're getting warmer," said Harry. "Shut up and listen."

   It felt wonderful to have something to do, someone of whom he could demand some small portion of truth. Harry's wand was now so close to the bridge of Mundungus's nose that Mundungus had gone cross-eyed trying to keep it in view.
  There was the sound of pattering fee, a blaze of shining copper, an echoing clang, and a shriek of agony; Kreacher had taken a run at Mundungus and hit him over the head with a saucepan.    "Call ‘im off, call ‘im off, ‘e should be locked up!" screamed
   "When you cleaned out this house of anything valuable," Harry began, but Mundungus interrupted him again.

"Sirius never cared about any of the junk –"

 

Wassily Kandinsky Farbstudie Quadrate painting

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propelled him to his feet too. Lupin looked as though Harry had hit him.

   "If the new regime thinks Muggle-borns are bad," Harry said, "what will they do to a half-werewolf whose father's in the Order? My father died trying to protect my mother and me, and you reckon he'd tell you to abandon your kid to go on an adventure with us?"

   "How – how dare you?" said Lupin. "This is not about a desire for – for danger or personal glory – how dare you suggest such a – "

   "I think you're feeling a bit of a daredevil," Harry said, "You fancy stepping into Sirius's shoes –"

   "Harry, no!" Hermione begged him, but he continued to glare into Lupin's livid face.

   "I'd never have believed this," Harry said. "The man who taught me to fight dementors – a coward."

Wednesday, 12 November 2008

Arthur Hughes The King's Orchard painting

Arthur Hughes The King's Orchard paintingArthur Hughes Phyllis paintingSir Lawrence Alma-Tadema A Harvest Festival painting
   The band had begun to play, Bill and Fleur took to the dance floor first, to great applause; after a while, Mr. Weasley led Madame Delacour onto the floor, followed by Mr. Weasley and Fleur's father.
and sandwiches.

   "We should go and congratulate them!" said Hermione, standing on tiptoe to see the place where Bill and Fleur had vanished amid a crowd of well-wishers.

   "We'll have time later
   "I like this song," said Luna, swaying in time to the waltzlike tune, and a few seconds later she stood up and glided onto the dance floor, where she revolved on the spot, quite alone, eyes closed and waving her arms.

Pierre Auguste Renoir Au bord de la mer painting

Pierre Auguste Renoir Au bord de la mer paintingLorenzo Lotto Venus and Cupid paintingLorenzo Lotto Mystic Marriage of St Catherine painting
Mungo's at the time, and he told my family in strictest confidence that Ariana had never been seen there. All most suspicious, Lancelot thought!"

   Doge looked to be on the verge of tears. Auntie Muriel, who seemed to be enjoying herself hugely, snapped her fingers for more champagne. Numbly Harry

thought of how the Dursleys had once shut him up, locked him away, kept him out of sight, all for the crime of being a wizard. Had Dumbledore's sister suffered the same fate in reverse: imprisoned for her lack of magic? And had Dumbledore truly left her to her fate while he went off to Hogwarts to prove himself brilliant and talented?

   "Now, if Kendra hadn't died first," Muriel resumed, "I'd have said that it was she who finished off Ariana –"

   "How can you, Muriel!" groaned Doge. "A mother kill her own daughter? Think what you're saying!"

Caravaggio The Cardsharps painting

Caravaggio The Cardsharps paintingCaravaggio Alof de Wignacourt paintingBartolome Esteban Murillo Annunciation painting
I have replaced casual Fridays with "formal Thursdays". Every Thursday, I take my daughter to the play center, forcing me to shower, shave and don formal wear. Don't go overboard, though. My three-piece suit includes jeans, t-shirt and shoes.
Q: But what if I never go out?
A: Then stick to casual Fridays. Why not make Friday the day you wash your pajamas? All Nobody will see is the back of your chair, anyway.
Q: What if FedEx Guy comes to the door?
A: Tell FedEx Guy it's casual celebrate casual Fridays.
A: Of course. Without a purse, what would you carry to the bathroom? Make sure your purse matches your pajamas, though. You would not want Nobody to catch you with a poorly coordinated wardrobe. Personally, I don't have a purse, but that's just a guy thing.
Q: What about taking out the garbage?
A: When the odor starts to repel the postman, you might need to take out the garbage (just in case there is a rare check in the mail). Wear your pajamas to the curb, but I suggest replacing your slippers with shoes. Snowshoes are recommended in Edmonton...except in July and August. Don't walk to the curb if you live on a houseboat.
Q: I feel so alone. Is that normal?

Tuesday, 11 November 2008

Pierre Auguste Renoir After The Bath painting

Pierre Auguste Renoir After The Bath paintingPierre Auguste Renoir After The Bath 1888 paintingJohn William Waterhouse Odysseus and the Sirens painting
old Wellington boots that usually littered the steps by the back door were gone, replaced by two new Flutterby bushes standing either side of the door in large pots; though there was no breeze, the leaves waved lazily, giving an had been pruned, plucked, and generally spruced up, although Harry, who liked it in its overgrown state, thought that it looked rather forlorn without its usual contingent of capering gnomes.

   He had lost track of how many security enchantments had been placed upon the Burrow by both the Order and the Ministry; all he knew was that it was no longer possible for anybody to travel by magic directly into the place. Mr. Weasley had therefore gone to meet the Delacours on top of a nearby hill, where they were to arrive by Portkey. The first sound of their approach was

Monday, 10 November 2008

Federico Andreotti paintings

Federico Andreotti paintings
Fra Angelico paintings
the offer as a snare, a way of rejoining him to home, to the webs of his father's power; and when he learned that the Solan property had long ago been requisitioned by the Indian Government in return for a peppercorn rent, and that it had for many years been occupied by a boys' school, the gift stood revealed as a delusion as well. What did Chamcha care if the school were willing to treat him, on any visits he cared to make, as a visiting Head of State, putting
Frederic Edwin Church paintings
reef, and sunk without trace. "You see, he chochose to go with other producers," Sisodia lamented. "The greegreed of the ista ista istar. With me the if if effects always work and the good tataste also you can take for gug, grunt, granted." Saladin Chamcha closed his eyes and leaned back in his seat. He had drunk his whisky too fast on account of his fear of flying, and his head had begun to spin. Sisodia appeared not to recall his past connection to Farishta, which

Sunday, 9 November 2008

Claude Monet Water Lilies painting

Claude Monet Water Lilies paintingVincent van Gogh Poppies 1886 paintingHenri Matisse Goldfish painting
Mishal Akhtar was clearly close to death; she had begun to smell of it, and had turned a chalky white colour that frightened Saeed badly. But Mishal wouldn't let him come near her. She had ostracized her mother, too, and when her father took time off from banking to visit her on the pilgrimage's first night in a city mosque, she told him to buzz off. "Things have come to the point," she announced, "where only the pure can be with the pure." When Mirza Saeed heard the diction of Ayesha the prophetess emerging from his wife's mouth he lost all but the tiniest speck of hope.
Friday came, and Ayesha agreed that the pilgrimage could halt for a day to participate in the Friday prayers. Mirza Saeed, who had forgotten almost all the Arabic verses that had once been stuffed into him by rote, and could scarcely remember when to stand with his hands held in front of him like a book, when

Friday, 7 November 2008

Guido Reni The Archangel Michael painting

Guido Reni The Archangel Michael paintingFrancois Boucher The Rape of Europa paintingMichelangelo Buonarroti The Creation of Adam painting
you fucking enjoying your fucking _shit dinner?_" And Saladin Chamcha, perhaps out of his annoyance that Gibreel had not been confronted by the man he'd all but killed -- catching him off guard from behind, the coward's way -- found himself answering: "We would be, if it wasn't for you." Ratboy, swaying on his feet, digested this information; and then did a very surprising thing. Taking a deep breath, he drew himself up to his full five foot five; then leaned forward, and spat violently and copiously all over the food.
"Baba, if that's in your top ten," Gibreel said in the taxi , "don't take me to the places you don't like so much."
"'Minnamin, Gut mag alkan, Pern dirstan,'" Chamcha replied. "It means, 'My darling, God makes hungry, the Devil thirsty.' Nabokov."

Albert Bierstadt the oregon trail painting

Albert Bierstadt the oregon trail paintingPaul Gauguin Joyousness paintingThomas Kinkade country living painting
goes for, though he sure as hell likes those." -- "He made a pass," Chamcha guessed; and, simultaneously, filed the information away for possible later use. "He's totally shameless," Allie laughed. "It was right under Gibreel's nose. He doesn't mind rejection, though: he just bows, and murmurs _no offoffoffence_, and that's that. Can you imagine if I told Gibreel?"
Chamcha at the railway station wished Allie luck. "We'll have to be in London for a couple of weeks," she said through the car window. "I've got meetings. Maybe you and Gibreel can get together then; this has really done him good."
"Call any time," he waved goodbye, and watched the Citroën until it was out of sight.
o o o
That Allie Cone, the third point of a triangle of fictions -- for had not Gibreel and Allie come together very largely by imagining, out of their own needs

Thursday, 6 November 2008

Leroy Neiman Washington Square Park painting

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everything which had befallen Saladin of late that was irreconcilable with the prosiness of everyday life came to seem somehow irrelevant, as even the most stubborn of nightmares will once you've splashed your face, brushed your teeth and had a strong, hot drink. He began to make journeys into the outside world -- to those professional advisers, lawyer accountant agent, whom Pamela used to call "the Goons", and when sitting in the panelled, book- and ledgerlined stability of those offices in which miracles could plainly never happen he took to speaking of his "breakdown", -- "the shock of the accident", -- and so on, explaining his disappearance as though he had never tumbled from the sky, singing "Rule, Britannia" while Gibreel yowled an air from the movie _Shree 420_. He made a conscious effort to resume his old delicate sensibilities, taking himself off to concerts and art galleries and plays, and if his responses were rather dull; -- if these pursuits singularly failed to

Paul Gauguin Joyousness painting

Paul Gauguin Joyousness paintingThomas Kinkade country living paintingGeorges Seurat The Island of La Grande Jatte painting
. "Then, too, these people enjoyed your mockery. Now you return to dishonour my house, and it seems that once again you succeed in bringing the worst out of the people."
Baal said, "I've finished. Do what you want."
So he was sentenced to be beheaded, within the hour, and as soldiers manhandled him out of the tent towards the killing ground, he shouted over his shoulder: "Whores and writers, Mahound. We are the people you can't forgive."
Mahound replied, "Writers and whores. I see no difference here."
o o o
Once upon a time there was a woman who did not change.
After the treachery of Abu Simbel handed Jahilia to Mahound on a plate and replaced the idea of the city's greatness with the reality of Mahound's,

Tuesday, 4 November 2008

Vincent van Gogh lying cow painting

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more than once upon the face of the divine; but the mountain was diabolic as well as transcendent, or, rather, its diabolism and its transcendence were one, so that even the contemplation of Pemba's ban made her feel a pang of need so deep that it made her groan aloud, as if in sexual ecstasy or despair. "The Himalayas," she told Gibreel so as not to say what was really on her mind, "are emotional peaks as well as physical ones: like opera. Allie kept to herself the knowledge that she must placate the mountain or die, that in spite of the flat feet which made any serious mountaineering out of the question she was still infected by Everest, and that in her heart of hearts That's what makes them so awesome. Nothing but the giddiest heights. A hard trick to pull off, though." Allie had a way of switching from the concrete to the abstract, a trope so casually achieved as to leave the listener half-- wondering if she knew the difference between the two; or, very often, unsure as to whether, finally, such a difference could be said to exist.

Eric Wallis Dressing in White painting

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flichers: scam artists in general. He corrected himself: not admired, that wasn't it. Neither girl would ever steal a pin. But they saw such persons as representatives of the gestalt, of how-it-was. As an experiment he told them the story of Billy Battuta and the mink coat. Their eyes shone, and at the end they applauded and giggled with delight: wickedness unpunished made them laugh. Thus, Chamcha realized, people must once have applauded and giggled at the deeds of earlier outlaws, Dick Turpin, Ned Kelly, Phoolan Devi, and of course thathave read _Finnegans Wake_ and am conversant with postmodernist critiques of the West, e.g. that we have here a society capable only of pastiche: a 'flattened' world. When I become the voice of a bottle of bubble bath, I am entering Flatland knowingly, understanding what I'm doing and why. Viz., I am earning cash. And as an intelligent woman, able to do fifteen minutes on Stoicism

Monday, 3 November 2008

Paul Cezanne Five Bathers painting

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time, that has no need to move. We long for the eternal, and I am eternity. She is nothing: a tick, or tock. She looks in her mirror every day and is terrorized by the idea of age, of time passing. Thus she is the prisoner of her own nature; she, too, is in the chains of Time. After the revolution there will be no clocks; we'll smash the lot. The word _clock_ will be expunged from our dictionaries. After the revolution there will be no birthdays. We shall all be born again, all of us the same unchanging age in the eye of Almighty God."
He falls silent, now, because below us the great moment has come: the people have reached the guns. Which are silenced in their turn, as the endless serpent of the people, the gigantic python of the risen masses, embraces the guards, suffocating them, and silences the lethal chuckling of their weapons. The Imam sighs heavily. "Done."
The lights of the palace are extinguished as the people walk towards it, at th

Sunday, 2 November 2008

Edward Hopper New York Office painting

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You ever make any money?" Sufyan asked.
"Not me, Uncle."
"Ever do any ? Import-export? Off-licence? Corner shop?"
"I never understood figures."
"And where your family members are?"
"I've got no family, Uncle. There's only me."
"Then you must be praying to God continually for guidance in your loneliness?"
"You know me, Uncle. I don't pray."
"No question about it," Sufyan concluded. "You're an even bigger fool than you know."
"Thanks, Uncle," Jumpy said, finishing his . "You've been a great help."
Sufyan, knowing that the affection in his teasing was cheering the other man up in spite of his long face, called across to the light-skinned, blue-eyed Asian man who had just come in wearing a snappy check overcoat with extra-wide